Foot is Stuck; Experts Called In to Remove It
Mike Huckabee's foot ended up in his mouth again a few days ago, this time during an NRA speech. Unfortunately, his foot really got jammed in there this time, and he couldn't get it out on his own.
"He started making a joke about Barack Obama, and pretty soon his foot was stuck in his mouth," said Roland Thomas, one of the attendees. "I heard about this happening to him a couple of other times, but this time it's in there real deep. I don't know how he's going to get it out."
When it became clear that he couldn't get it out, somebody called an ambulance. Unfortunately, the paramedics couldn't figure out how to remove it either. "I've seen this many times before, but this one baffles me," said Carl Braun, one of the EMTs. "How did his foot even get in there at that angle?"
Since then, several other experts have examined Huckabee and were unable to determine a way to remove his foot from his mouth without success.
Somebody may have found a solution. "That foot thing has happened to me about a million times," explained President George W. Bush, "and I've always been able to get it to pop right out by trying to keep talking." Bush explained that this works because it heats up the air the lungs, and the increase in hot air will eventually push the obstruction out of the mouth. "What Mr. Huckabee should do is act like nothing happened and keep going," he said.
Advice and opinions in the article do not reflect the opinions of the Republic Newswire or its staff. The Republic Newswire does not endorse or encourage the use of hot air to force a foot out of one's mouth. In other words, our ass is covered so you can't sue us if you take Bush's asinine advice.
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