Democratic Party Expresses Grattitude to Cheney
Barack Obama's presidential campaign had its morale boosted today on reports that Dick Cheney has endorsed John McCain. The Vice President apparently made the endorsement after arriving in Wyoming. "Mr. Cheney has saved us a lot of trouble," said Obama campaign strategist David Axelrod. "Now we don't have to campaign in Wyoming."
Anonymous sources from the McCain campaign have told us that it's not all bad. "We are now seeing a massive increase in support from the evil genius demographic," explained a campaign worker who asked not to be named. "We could really use a .00000000008% boost in our numbers. We need all the support we can get."
"It could have been worse," commented campaign manager Rick Davis. "This time the Vice President only shot us in the foot."
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