We must stay the course, says Palin
At a rally on Thursday, Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin told her audience that it is dangerous to experiment with new ideas at this time. "We must keep our heads up our asses and continue to dig the same holes we've been digging for the last eight years," she said. "If we dig deep enough, we might find oil!"
Palin went on to explain how moving in a new direction would hurt America. "Under the Obama plan, you would have access to medical care and get a tax cut. That is un-American! We must fight harder than ever if we are to remain a backwards country. We need a conservative leader who will make sure that we continue to lag far behind other industrialized countries. After all, who would want to live like Europeans, with their elitist universal healthcare or their latte-sipping educated people? That would turn this country into a gosh-darned doggone liberal hell-hole. We can't have socialism here!"
When an audience member then asked her why any of those things she mentioned would be bad, gave him a blank stare and told him that "I'll just have to get back to you. Next question!"
